More Jokes

How do mules open barns?
With don-keys!!

How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it's down to a quarter!!

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel!!

How do you keep a lion from charging?
Take away it's credit cards!!

Why did the strawberry cross the road?
Because it's mother was in a jam!!

Where do very smart hotdogs go?
The Honor Roll!!

and now the crowning jewel joke of the month...drum roll please...

Where do computers go on Saturday night?
To a DISK-o!!