Dreams

Ok, I had another dream the other night and it was way cool!! I was like Peter Pan, but I couldn't fly, but I was good at acrobatics and there was these four people that, in the dream, I knew were bad guys. One was called The Hacker, yeah from Cyberchase, but he was more like Captian Hook and the ringleader. Then there was this really fat woman that was like Proffessor Umbridge, and then there was this wimpy skinny guy (that didn't play a huge part, but I did remember springing a tennis ball boobie trap on him in the dream. Very comical) and this really pretty woman that was a bit like a snake, beautiful yet deadly and very sinister. It was way cool. The only thing that sucked was at the end, they ended up capturing me and then my alarm went off!!! AUGH!! And I knew that I was going to get away, too!! But the good news is it gave me more ideas on how to work my WWIII book I plan to write.

Then a different night previously, my alarm woke up and I found I had been dreaming that I was still at work making Paradise Sandwiches. I remember sitting bolt upright in my bed at my first alarm and looking beside my pillow to find a wrapped to-go sandwich. I then remember thinking "Oh, good. Now that I have the sandwich made, I have to go and deliver it to the guy." and then I fell back on my pillows and went back to sleep. I don't even know if I heard my second alarm! It was waay weird.

I remember when I was little, I had weird dreams all the time. For example, I had a dream once that a purple talking pony had shut me into my family room and wouldn't let me out. I banged on the door for ages and the I somehow got out and I shut the purple pony's butt in the family room door and then the pony was the one asking me to let it go. I didn't get it. Not now, and not then.

There were also times when I would have dreams that monsters would show up and I had to kill it or get rid of it somehow. Nobody would help me and it sucked. I've also had dreams that I swear I had more than once like this so I knew exactly how to get rid of the monster and the dream was just a replay and I always woke up just before I got rid of it. I am always the hero in my dreams, it's so weird.

Once I had a dream that Prince Charming asked me out to a movie date!! That was the best dream ever, except I was escaping from the Zorgons and couldn't stay long. I think he managed to survive the invasion. I know I did ;). Another time, I had a dream that Robbie Ballew kissed me on the cheek. I about died! Ew!

Once one of my friends had a paradox dream. He said he drempt that someone broke into his house and killed him and then in the next instant he was a bum or something on the street and needed money, so he decided to go rob a house. When he got inside, he found someone was there and so he killed him. Afterward, he looked at the guy's face he just killed and it was his own!! How creepy is that!!?? %0

I remember starting a dream log when I was little, too. I had gotten some pages and stapled them together in a cool little book and I drew a scene from my dream that I remembered most vividly and wrote a small caption for it. It was way cool and a lot of them I remember even now. Though, there are a few that I had no idea what they were.

I have probably rambled on about dreams for too much URL, so good night and sweet dreams.

PS, if anyone finds a dream interpreter, I'd love to read it, talk to them, whatever. That would be cool...

Hope your dreams are simpler,
Azzie